Jesse J. Smith -Entrance & Main Directory-

If you are looking for Jesse's music, please continue on to his other website, Grand World Music

If you are not, we cannot be held responsible for what intelligence loss you may suffer at the round paws of Teddy Gibson.

Teddy Gibson: He answers the questions nobody's asking

Teddy's Bio

Teddy Gibson, Everyone's favorite, egomaniacal, know-non-sense talking bear! Here's a few of his own quotes to describe himself, (as only Teddy can.)

"It's an egomiracle! I see bread people! Someone's in the kitchen with Dinn-ah! I let the dogs in! That was some other giant white bear you saw in San Fransico and East Berlin! I can believe it's not butter! I wear short shorts! American Idol is the best American show ever from Britain! Cod bless everyone & Snow White! (& my favorite dwarf of all time, Weepy!)"

Date of Birth: I can't remember; I know it happened, but the first 2 years of my life are just a blur.

Place of Birth: A factory somewhere; like I said, just a blur.

Height & Weight: It's not proper to ask a bear those things!, but they are in feet & ounces!

What Are Your Hobbies: "Hobbies" sounds British - Are you making fun of me in English?

Favorite Food: T.V.

What is Your Favorite Television Show: What everyone else likes.

Current Plans for the Future: Cheeses Half Priced! I'm not even finished with the past!, but whatever they are in the future, I'll be there.

Teddy's Mission Statement

To provide a safe place for learning.

Do you have a question you would not like answered? How about an answer to a question you didn't ask? Do you have millions of dollars in an oversea's bank account that you can only access with, (and are willing to share with), the help of a giant, nonsensical, egomaniacal, nonsense talking stuffed bear? Then email Teddy right away, and you could win a chance to pay for Teddy Gibson's all expenses paid trip to Maui! No purchase unnecessary! Void everywhere! Must be 18 or older, or younger.

Email Teddy at questions@grandworldmusic.com

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